Finding something you lost when you weren’t looking for it. But when you were looking for it, nowhere to be found.
Teens going through phases, damn that. I’m talking straight up weird ones.
Doing something cool when no one is watching or at least paying attention, and when they try to make up for it, you can’t do it well anymore. So they thought yoou never could have in the first place.
Similarly, making an accidental fart noise with a tennis shoe and people thought it was real, except when you try and make the same noise again, it’s just silence (the noise, not the fart).
Throwing up where you aren’t supposed to and thinking damn I was so close to the bathroom too!
Realizing that social networks aren’t worth the false advertisements.
Similarly, questioning if anyone does click a “spam ad”. Who would do such a thing on purpose.
Clicking a spam ad by accident.
Thinking you’re too early for work or school and taking your goddam time, only to realize that your sloth ass lagged it too much and you’d be even more later than usual. Damn I hate that.
Almost walking into someone and going around them to avoid them, but they make the same move for about an hour. I went through this quite a bit so I realized I’d just stand still until they went past me. Warning! It may come off conceited…
Mid-life crises (plural) when you’re not even in your forties. If you are in your forties, You’re lucky since you don’t have to worry about anything.
Procrastinating. Fuck that!
Disliking Paris Hilton or at least her “career choice”.
Having to go number two and realizing there’s no toilet paper left after you’ve already done it.
That pre-diarrhea feeling in unfortunate settings like during class or when people are near you, at least.
Awkward moments you have when you’re with a friend of a friend. It feels like I have to ask them how they got to be my friend’s friend. Well not my friend, maybe our friend